if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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