splinters make it hard to masturbate
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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