He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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