i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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