where am i from again
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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