we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Damn victory sex feels great
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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