We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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