Tell her she can't have a vagina
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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