She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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