idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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