How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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