I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Dignity is for republicans.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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