so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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