We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
