What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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