what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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