He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
40s are totally the cure
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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