Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Shame is for Republicans.
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