THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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