Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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