is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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