Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Randomize
