I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I just want nice things and good sex
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
im on a boat
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