why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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