The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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