nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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