Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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