He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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