it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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