Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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