Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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