Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize