I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
My breasts were aching with rage.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Randomize