Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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