Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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