I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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