i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
its liver damage thursday
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