You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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