I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
If I had your ass I would rule the world
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
