I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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