protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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