hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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