what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
MIDGETS
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😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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