i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
We don't watch enough power rangers
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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