Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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