Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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