you guys were way drunker than both of me
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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