i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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