i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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