So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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