She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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