Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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