What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Randomize
